my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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