ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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