did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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