So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I need mimosas to revive my soul
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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