Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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