YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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