Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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