i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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