NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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