Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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