I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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