you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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