Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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