I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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