That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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