Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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