I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
But theres a keg here and me gusta
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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