VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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