Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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