So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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