He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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