I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Hippo gnu deer
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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