I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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