dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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