the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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