we made out on top of his cat.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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