i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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