if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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