Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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