Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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