dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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