The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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