thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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