I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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