I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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