just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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