So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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