you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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