i would punch a child for taco bell
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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