Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So. Much. Porn.
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