Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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