hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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