Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
No subtext here. People are naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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