I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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