I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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