hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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