i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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