Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize