shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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