Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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